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Sunday, Oct 15th, 2006 at 10:51 am
Are YOU finding it difficult to leapfrog to the head of the dole queue? Sick of rubbing shoulders with billions of other citizens on Earth? Tired of breathing in disgusting pollution? Clothes shredded and skin raw from acid rain?
Well, fret no more because a Golden Harvest of Adventure and Opportunity awaits you in the Outer […]
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Friday, May 19th, 2006 at 10:56 am
SUBSTANCE D (mors ontologica) tames smooth muscle spasm (commonly known as the “Black Shakes”), as well as split-brain syndrome resulting from information overload and post-capitalist inertia.
SUB DEE provides effective relief in patients of all ages, also combating subsidiary BS ailments such as: hyper-motility of the gut, infant colic, dysmenorrhoea, irritable bowel syndrome and peptic ulcer. […]
